Wednesday, April 6, 2011

U.S. Politics 101: Making Sense of the Possible Government Shutdown Without All of Those Expensive Poli Sci Textbooks!


Republicans: MY WAY!

Democrats: NO, MY WAY!

Republicans: NO! MY WAY!

Democrats: No. My, um, way.

Republicans: NO! MY WAY!

Democrats: Look, we're not really getting anywhere with all of this shouting...

Republicans: NO! MY WAY!

Democrats: Surely, there must be some room for compromise...

Republicans: NO! MY WAY!

Democrats: In the spirit of bipartisanship, can't we simply...

Republicans: NO! MY WAY!

Democrats: The American people expect action, and, let's face it, we aren't delivering...

Republicans: NO! MY WAY!

Democrats: Okay, okay. Your way.

Republicans: NO! MY WAY!


(Note: That rumbling sound is Harry Truman spinning in his grave...)

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